part-time maid
yes i am the part-time maid. free-of-charge part-time maid.
woke up today with the main aim of doing some house work at home. i just could not stand the horrible state of the house. the ants were slowly crawlling around in a nice straight line day after day in the toilet. after days of scrubbing the floor with soap and water i figured they would never ever go away, so i took the one last resort, the merciless method of killing them - spraying them with insecticide. swift and fast. almost like the nazis, i killed them with chemicals. poor ants, poor me. hope they dont court their own deaths by coming back tmr, otherwise i'll have to hunt down their nest and kill the whole entire family. STOP COMING INTO MY TOILET YOU PERVERTED ANTS!
following, an even worse nightmare. the nightmare of teacher's day. the revenge of the teachers for being the worst student, this curse - the horrible dead corpse of the lizard (which was probably left dead for 092384923475 months). oh my God, the stench of this lizard was imberable. even worse than dead fish. you would never imagine how so much smell could come out from that tiny body, and how long we have been using the computer with the lizard's 'grave' at our feet. anyway this maid cleared it up with brother and threw it into the big black bin. good luck to the guy who is going to clear it tomorrow! may God really bless his nose.
oh i did sweep the floor and mop it twice to make sure my house is sparkling clean. two hours of solid work. a bloody good work out i must say. a good sweat after one month of not excercising! good job mate!
woke up today with the main aim of doing some house work at home. i just could not stand the horrible state of the house. the ants were slowly crawlling around in a nice straight line day after day in the toilet. after days of scrubbing the floor with soap and water i figured they would never ever go away, so i took the one last resort, the merciless method of killing them - spraying them with insecticide. swift and fast. almost like the nazis, i killed them with chemicals. poor ants, poor me. hope they dont court their own deaths by coming back tmr, otherwise i'll have to hunt down their nest and kill the whole entire family. STOP COMING INTO MY TOILET YOU PERVERTED ANTS!
following, an even worse nightmare. the nightmare of teacher's day. the revenge of the teachers for being the worst student, this curse - the horrible dead corpse of the lizard (which was probably left dead for 092384923475 months). oh my God, the stench of this lizard was imberable. even worse than dead fish. you would never imagine how so much smell could come out from that tiny body, and how long we have been using the computer with the lizard's 'grave' at our feet. anyway this maid cleared it up with brother and threw it into the big black bin. good luck to the guy who is going to clear it tomorrow! may God really bless his nose.
oh i did sweep the floor and mop it twice to make sure my house is sparkling clean. two hours of solid work. a bloody good work out i must say. a good sweat after one month of not excercising! good job mate!
posted by may at
7:15 pm
2 Comments:
haha now you will realise how i can lose weight during the holidays because of housework. haha. only difference is i get paid. haha. and to liken your ant extermination to the nazi holicaust is cruel! shame on you! but you know, you should just leave the dead bodies there. then all the other ants will come by, realize it's a deathtrap and not come down anymore. it worked for my house.
By
R, at Saturday, September 03, 2005 12:03:00 am
reina u're evil too!
By
may, at Friday, September 09, 2005 1:59:00 pm
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